You know those really annoying people who insist on having loud conversations on their cell phones while they sit next to you on the train?

Well, I discovered something even worse:

Really annoying drunk people who insist on having loud conversations divulging way too much information on PAY PHONES.

I must look like a very friendly or at least very knowledgeable person because people constantly approach me and ask me for directions when I’m in Boston. And only in Boston. Anywhere else, no one bothers.

Granted, I spend a large amount of my time there, but I’M FROM NEW HAMPSHIRE.

It’s not that I don’t like helping people—I do—but I’m probably one of the worst people to ask for directions, even in Nashua, and I’ve lived there for over 23 years!