This will be an operetta with two primary characters: the narrator and the knight. There will also be three small female parts: Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty (Aurora), and Snow White. The framework of this piece will be one act with three scenes, a prologue, and an epilogue. The basis for this piece is the poem “Fairy Tale,” which will be sung by the narrator and chorus. The knight and the three princesses will not sing actual words; they will sing on vowel sounds only. This will be a very comedic and sarcastic operetta. The part below is the poem the narrator will sing.
This is a work-in-progress. Music is not currently available.
(PROLOGUE)
The knight
in slightly tarnished armor
precariously perched
on his black steed
Questing
for the perfect princess
to add to his collection
of withered
wasted
beauties.
I.
A monolithic tower
(overgrown with thorny weeds)
rises with the sun.
inside,
he surmised,
must
be a maiden fair.
“Rapunzel!
Rapunzel!
Let down your hair!“
That coiled mass,
let loose,
smacked him
square in the face.
Gripping the plaits
with his hand’s sweaty embrace
he forgot
armor does not come cheap
nor light.
Soft and sweet-smelling hair
ripped out
by the very roots
racing
its screaming-bloody-murder owner
who
(by the way)
was dashed to the ground
impaled
on the thorns
and her own golden crown.
II.
The embarrassed knight
and his squeaking armor
sought relief
(and release)
in a deserted castle.
No answer
to his knock
(and the table set
with dried fruits and meats!)
he gorged himself
and went to sleep
while unnoticed
went the
strikingly
life-like
statues
dispersed throughout
even
the likeness of beauty
herself
seated at a spindle
telling him yarns
all night
while he slept
at her feet
and dreamt of redemption.
III.
A perfectly lovely
snow white face
framed by a glass coffin
somewhere
in the forest.
guarded
only by the apple
(hiding in the grass)
determined
not to leave her side.
no one else in sight.
no latch
no lock
on her prison of glass.
A puzzling
problem
for the knight
in (still) unpolished armor.
Plucking the apple
from its dent in the grass
a scheme
came to fruition
in his clever
(little)
mind.
Hurling
the rotten apple
towards the case
the knight
forgot
(again)
that armor is heavy
as glass is sharp
and pointed
with pain.
kissed by shards
the beauty awoke
but
only to choke
out
the death rattle
caught in her mouth
along with a piece
of half-eaten
apple.
(EPILOGUE)
As the horse and squeaking rider
ran away
into the setting sun
(of course)
the night,
in slightly tarnished amour
curiously pondered
over his blackish deeds
Questioning
the strange yet perfect hope
that revealed in his complexion
a withering
wasting
beauty.
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